hello

Why do ducks have flat feet? to stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? to stamp out burning ducks.
There is my joke of the day; i love to laugh, don’t you?

Let’s see I actually have no idea what to talk about, and anyone who knows me would think that to be totally impossible because well let’s just say that I am know for my amazing communication abilities. I have a friends who Is very entertaining when she writes, I think she should actually write something and sell it, she could be a writer, she is so funny I love to be around her and I am actually a lot so I guess it’s a good thing that I like her, I can give her a hard time and she gives it right back to me which is fun, do you want to know her name? It is Ellehcim! Do you want to know a fun fact about me, my hair has been black, purple, pink and blue and I love brownies, man I wish I had a brownie right now, doesn’t that sound yummy? But then again I didn’t exercise today and I feel sort of guilty but not really, I am kind of PMSing today so I don’t really care. I also have a secret addiction problem, food, I have to admit I love food and I want it all the time even when I don’t need it, and I love to have good food. Like smoked provolone. Well I have procrastinated long enough on getting ready for the day, did you know procrastination is a crime it only leads to sorrow, I can stop at anytime, I think I will tomorrow